Things You'd Love to Say Out Loud At Work
1. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce
2. How about never? Is never good for you?
3. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public
4. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter
5. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying
6. Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again
7. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid
8. You are validating my inherent trust of strangers
9. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist
10. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental
11. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
12. Oh, I get it...like humour...but different
The above list was something I found while surfing and it is supposedly an actual posting on a workspace bulletin. What this actually underlies though is a strong sentiment that the workplace is prime hunting ground for the weak will surely perish. E-mails sent across blaming people discreetly for work not done or for some to bask in their own glory and accomplishment. Now here are some pokopen tips in surviving the treacherous grounds and possibly win you fame and fortune:-
1. Bring sufficient ammo. Basic rule of thumb and works on any battlefield. Come prepared to work or risk your a$$ being grilled. Show initiative in knowing what you are actually doing.
2. Be heartless. Friends are there after work. Let it all go and do what is required (Note that Pokopen Rebellion does not claim responsibility should you choose to sabotage your neighbours work or if you poison your boss). Live with your conscience.
3. Get your job done. Don't meddle into office politicking and don't attempt to be a smart-a$$ all the time. Do what you're paid to do and do it well. That keeps marauders away. Don't give your opponents live ammunition
4. Patience is a virtue. Having said that...
5. Don't go down without a fight. Do the right thing for yourself. When trampled upon, stand up and whup the bananas out of the next attempt
6. Find stuff to do after work. Even retired soldiers go home to plough their fields or do what retired soldiers do. Engage in healthy stuff and form a community.
7. Remember to be polite to everyone. Respect others and due respect will be given to you. Also, just because your an executive, you still have to go get your own coffee and does not grant you executive rights to hang around and chat during office hours
8. Be open and transparent. Don't dwell on mind games and be open.
9. Be happy. Its just work afterall. Enjoy yourself. If its all about the money, suit yourself
10. Beware the hidden backstabber. Tips on spotting a backstabber include the evil look and overly friendly approach. Don't engage in gossip because word travels around pretty fast and it will come back and haunt you. Oh, yes, all that talk about your boss being a bitch or worse will echo back.
This and many more insights from the pokopen rebellion in the future...remember that pokopen survived this first..dezza!
1. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce
2. How about never? Is never good for you?
3. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public
4. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter
5. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying
6. Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again
7. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid
8. You are validating my inherent trust of strangers
9. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist
10. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental
11. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
12. Oh, I get it...like humour...but different
The above list was something I found while surfing and it is supposedly an actual posting on a workspace bulletin. What this actually underlies though is a strong sentiment that the workplace is prime hunting ground for the weak will surely perish. E-mails sent across blaming people discreetly for work not done or for some to bask in their own glory and accomplishment. Now here are some pokopen tips in surviving the treacherous grounds and possibly win you fame and fortune:-
1. Bring sufficient ammo. Basic rule of thumb and works on any battlefield. Come prepared to work or risk your a$$ being grilled. Show initiative in knowing what you are actually doing.
2. Be heartless. Friends are there after work. Let it all go and do what is required (Note that Pokopen Rebellion does not claim responsibility should you choose to sabotage your neighbours work or if you poison your boss). Live with your conscience.
3. Get your job done. Don't meddle into office politicking and don't attempt to be a smart-a$$ all the time. Do what you're paid to do and do it well. That keeps marauders away. Don't give your opponents live ammunition
4. Patience is a virtue. Having said that...
5. Don't go down without a fight. Do the right thing for yourself. When trampled upon, stand up and whup the bananas out of the next attempt
6. Find stuff to do after work. Even retired soldiers go home to plough their fields or do what retired soldiers do. Engage in healthy stuff and form a community.
7. Remember to be polite to everyone. Respect others and due respect will be given to you. Also, just because your an executive, you still have to go get your own coffee and does not grant you executive rights to hang around and chat during office hours
8. Be open and transparent. Don't dwell on mind games and be open.
9. Be happy. Its just work afterall. Enjoy yourself. If its all about the money, suit yourself
10. Beware the hidden backstabber. Tips on spotting a backstabber include the evil look and overly friendly approach. Don't engage in gossip because word travels around pretty fast and it will come back and haunt you. Oh, yes, all that talk about your boss being a bitch or worse will echo back.
This and many more insights from the pokopen rebellion in the future...remember that pokopen survived this first..dezza!
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