Today rushing along the way to work in the usual scramble out of Cheras, of the most peculiar sights to ever occur on the already bizarre streets of Taman Cuepacs was a man half naked at 7am chasing his mutt all over the streets. Talk about 7 and chasing a dog half naked!!!
Poor mutt spent half the time barking in chagrin at the presumptuous owner holding onto sarong for dear life darting in between cars before a bus chased it down the dumps. Seems with all the commotion that the dog was run over and the hysterics of the owner not only failed to amuse but brought traffic to a halt. Now that owner was definitely begging to be whacked and I sure hoped that the bus driver had a chainsaw under his steering wheel or the least he could have done was dial in his gay posse and beat the owner senseless.
The ceaseless banging on the bus door was ramifications of disaster ahead as the burly "i could break your bones and have your liver for breakfast" bus driver alighted and delivered an ass whooping so bad that the half naked owner cowered in shame. Although I wished that happened for all his misdemeanor, what actually happened was a fierce bickering that halted now both lanes and curious as usual Malaysian onlookers.
Be damned for the dog for all its trouble and all Malaysian drivers for causing me a 15 minute delay into the station and another 40 minutes enduring wait for the next pathetic Malaysian public transportation to pull into sight. And all this happened when I had the cheek to awake 10 minutes earlier than usual to get into office early to get work done. To the pathetic mutt who assumedly went straight to heaven, and to the absolutely ridiculous owner who had the nerve to slow down traffic after public embarrassment for the amusement of all folks on Jalan Koop Cuepacs 3, heres my middle finger salute!
Until the next ramblings from crazy Cheras, dezza!
Poor mutt spent half the time barking in chagrin at the presumptuous owner holding onto sarong for dear life darting in between cars before a bus chased it down the dumps. Seems with all the commotion that the dog was run over and the hysterics of the owner not only failed to amuse but brought traffic to a halt. Now that owner was definitely begging to be whacked and I sure hoped that the bus driver had a chainsaw under his steering wheel or the least he could have done was dial in his gay posse and beat the owner senseless.
The ceaseless banging on the bus door was ramifications of disaster ahead as the burly "i could break your bones and have your liver for breakfast" bus driver alighted and delivered an ass whooping so bad that the half naked owner cowered in shame. Although I wished that happened for all his misdemeanor, what actually happened was a fierce bickering that halted now both lanes and curious as usual Malaysian onlookers.
Be damned for the dog for all its trouble and all Malaysian drivers for causing me a 15 minute delay into the station and another 40 minutes enduring wait for the next pathetic Malaysian public transportation to pull into sight. And all this happened when I had the cheek to awake 10 minutes earlier than usual to get into office early to get work done. To the pathetic mutt who assumedly went straight to heaven, and to the absolutely ridiculous owner who had the nerve to slow down traffic after public embarrassment for the amusement of all folks on Jalan Koop Cuepacs 3, heres my middle finger salute!
Until the next ramblings from crazy Cheras, dezza!
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